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Mom, I want you to know that I always eat three carrots and four apples before I have my carob chip cookie. And I have yet to lose my checkbook.
Mom, I want you to know that I always eat three carrots and four apples before I have my carob chip cookie. And I have yet to lose my checkbook.
posted by Irish at 5/28/2006
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Yes and be sure you change your handtowels every other day, and your kitchen wash cloth and towel every single day....I've added these to the must-do list since you were at home. Don't breathe the gas fumes when you're filling your tank, and be sure to run hot bleach water through your jacuzzi every month or so. If you don't want to do any of these, you could take up knitting. I hear it's so therapeutic it powerfully boosts your immune system and then you don't have to worry about carrots and carob and germs. With love from yo' Mama
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